Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Mini Bike Winter 2008

Its just over 24 hours now until we depart on our ambassadorial mission to Portland Oregon to represent Vancouver and Victoria in this year's Mini Bike Winter festivities and competitions.

I don't think words can adequately describe what those wonderfully amazing bikelovers and lunatics down there are upto - but images can paint something of a picture...










See the full set of pictures from last year on my flickr: www.flickr.com/photos/midnightsimon

This year I'm more than ready to throw down in the festivities... I've spent the last couple of days getting my act together, preparing my mini (the only bike I'm bringing... this time I'm throwing down like a true member of zoobomb North), which included sorting out some nasty stem problems, adding (and dremmel-customizing... it still smells like burnt metal in my apt.) a new braking system.

So lets review:
Full face helmet? Check.
Knee, Elbow, Wrist, Hip armour? Check.
Anachronistic, stylin' outfit? Check.
Minibike? Check.
Brakes Peformance costume? Check.
Gameface? Double-Check.

To our friends in PDX: See you in Cascadia. We're bringing some of it with us.

Monday, January 21, 2008

Bikedays of Winter

One of the things I love about living in Vancouver is that even though its the middle of winter, bikelife doesn't even slow down. Lots of great stuff coming across my desk this week.

First up: The Bikes Inside party!

From FBBB (for bikers by bikers, the cats who are throwin' this party for you:

Hey Biker

You are invited to come and party.

!Bikes Inside!
Feb 1st and 2nd

For Bikers By Bikers, a collection of Vancouver bikers bring you a weekend of bike fun.
Rides, Art, Parties, an Indoor Bike Polo Tournament, and all your friends in one place.
!Bikes Inside! is a festival of bike culture in the dead of winter. A celebration of cycling when the weather suxs ass.


Friday Feb 1
7pm-late
Science World Gazebo to Gallery Gachet (88 E. Cordova)
RAD (Ride – Art – Drink) Bicycle Art Ride & Show with installation, art and performance along the route.
The ride ends at Gallery Gachet for a gallery showing of bicycle themed art and a party with DJs Dr. Go and Niall Morgan.
Ride leaves from the Science World Gazebo at 7pm on a predetermined route to the party at the gallery.
Feel free to skip the ride and join us at the gallery.
For more details and info about submitting artwork or email bikeart@thisisplanb.net.
This is a FREE event.


Saturday Feb 2

Underwear Outside Bike Polo Tournament Inside!

12pm Check-in/Late registration; 12:30pm first game
295 W 2nd, Vancouver
A bike polo tournament in a covered parkade.
Round robin starts at noon, two games per team with a 10 minute time limit. Single elimination will follow round robin immediately.
With "trophy" games at 8pm just as the party is starting! EVERY PLAYER MUST HAVE UNDERWEAR VISIBLE (however you want to manage it).
Register at jramp@interchange.ubc.ca or call 604-255-7201.
$30/team registration fee (includes admission to the party).

Gramatically Incorrect presents
Microcross
You are lucky I am wearing pants!

4pm Registration & Practice/5pm Race
Andy Livingstone Park (Expo @ Carrall), Vancouver
Small bike racing on a closed course. Jumps, mud, audience participation.
Are you ready! FREE to watch. $2 to race.



!Bikes Inside! The Party

8pm-2am
295 W 2nd, Vancouver
Bike Polo Finals
Bike Competitions
Performances
Clowning from Alley Clowns
Fashion Show
DJ's Bang and Curls from Victoria
DJ XBen from Seattle
DJ Michael Red
with special guests, the band BIKE
and more!
$10

There will also be breakfasts, socials, impromptu rides and other gatherings.
Stay tuned or create your own.
Please email forbikersbybikers@gmail.com if you'd like to add an event.



For general inquiries about the Bikes Inside weekend or to volunteer,
please email forbikersbybikers@gmail.com.

For more details, hit up Bikesinside.com

Feel free to invite your friends.


But that's not all this week...

This blew through my inbox via the velolove bicycle discussion list last week. I have to admit, I often contemplate unsubscribing from that list, as the amount of random crap that comes into the box far outweighs the good stuff. But you get the occasional gem like this: Vancouver bike maps to your google earth! http://www.ecocascadia.org/maps.shtml - follow that link and click the 'vancouver cycling' link. Download the file, and start mappin'.


I had my first day back at bike polo after a many-week hiatus brought on by working two-many jobs. Things felt good out on the court, and I was overjoyed to see my old polo steed back in action. Plus, Polly brought me THESE awesome SOCKS. Go go green brake!

And, on a less bike-related note: more adventures out the front window of the Franklin Office...



You're Lucky I'm Wearing Pants: A Microcross.

Last year it was the Alley Kitten. A no-holds barred 'alley cat' format race through the downtown core, checkpoint to checkpoint, dodging (or skitching) traffic, being emotionally abused by the checkpoint operators, all for the glory.

This year, for the Bike Inside weekend, Gramatically Incorrect brings you a miniature twist on another badass bike race format. The cyclocross.

So what's cyclocross? Take road bikes - aggressive geometry, 700c wheels, fast pack racing - modify them a little bit and throw on some knobby tires, and then cross it with mud, blood, obstacles, and cross country mountain bike-like race courses.

Now add mini bikes, and shake.



Morgan and I have scouted out a premium course for you in the heart of Vancouver, close to the final party location that day.

Meet HERE, Sautrday February 2nd.
Race registration begins at 4:30, race time is 5 sharp.
$2 and a helmet gets you into the race.
good prizes, thrills, chills, and spills guaranteed.

This race will be highly spectatory friendly, so even if you aren't racing you should come down and check it out.

Friday, January 18, 2008

Thanks Marie!

My former Chairfactory roomate (and adopted sister) Marie is a bit of a textile wizard. Infact, she's going to be leading a Felting workshop at the Franklin Office sometime in february, and we're stoked.

Well, I'm a little more stoked because she dropped by for morning coffee today, and dropped me off this surprise present:




My little Steve Bauer, immortalized for the ages in fabric. Holy crap! Thanks Marie!

Monday, January 14, 2008

No, I'm not on Facebook

Though I've noticed a lot of my visitors to this blog lately are. I wonder who's been linking to me and why? Too bad Facebook only allows registered users to see anything on it. The internet has always been about the public sphere for me. That's why I like blogs and forums - they let everyone see. They're buildings you can climb atop of and yell, for anyone to hear, if what you have saying is worth
listening to. They're tools that let you organize and communicate with people you know, while at the same time not degenerating into cliquishness, constantly growing because you will aways draw in an unknown quantity of unknown visitors (all hail the Google).

Take today's fabulous mod - I'd say a good 50% of you, dear readers, wouldn't get to learn how to make a Turtle Wetsuit if this had been on Facebook!

How To Make a Turtle Wetsuit

I don't know about you, but I get pretty sick of my Turtle
lights crapping out so fast. Yes they're incredibly cheap, but that doesn't mean they need to be disposable. One of the major reasons turtles' have got such short lifespans (and one that is particularly problematic in Vancouver) is water dammage, causing electrical shorting inside the light. One option is to buy a more durable light. A couple of companies have picked up on this and started marketing completely rubber sealed LEDs, like the Knog line of lights. But how do you change the bateries in these? And do you really want to pay 9-15 dollars for something so disposable?

The other option is to take matters into your own hands. Now I can't take credit for this idea - my parner in the Franklin Office, Liam came up with it. All you need is your turtle, a pair of scisors, and something found in pretty much every biker's home, a dead inner tube. For this job, you'll ideally want a 700c tube somewhere in the 20-25 size range (it will fit tighter and snugger on your turtle).



Line your turtle up with the tube and cut it just on the outside of the turtle's 'feet' at each end.



Finally, take your slice of tube, and stretch it around the turtle. The ends should come just snugly up to where the clear plastic at the front ot the light starts, and leave pretty much just the tail elastic popping out the back. The button that starts the light up should work just fine through the extra layer of rubber.





Boo ya! Now you've got a light that will last probably four times as long as it would have, and found something to do with that dead innertube of yours as well. The added bonus to the turtle wetsuit is that it adds a bit of cammouflage to your light, making it less visible to sticky-fingered bikelight theives!

Thursday, January 10, 2008

Brakes do Cali

Brakes had our first practice back from breaking for the holidays tonight, where we got warmed up to our minis again, planned out our upcomming schedule (Portland's minibike winter, and a spring trip to california...).

Even better, Maitland was fresh from the california sun and brought tales of minibike adventuring and evolving bike powers...



Yellow and orange - bust that shit up!

Monday, January 7, 2008

Back in the saddle

Two months of 7-day a week work have left me so depleted I'm relying on crackpot energy drinks to keep me alive...



Ok, well maybe not, but it has depleted my free time, and hence my ability to be involved in a lot of the rad activities going on in this city (group rides, bike polo, art things, building up our resource center, ect). All of that comes to an end this friday when I'm stepping away from my second job.

Expect to see me around a lot more, and stay tuned for awesome upcomming events. First off the bat - February Second as a part of the Bikes Inside weekend, Gramatically Incorrect presents the Microcross! Mud, Blood, and 16" wheels. Spectator friendly fun for all!